You know, just the other night, I was mentioning to a friend that I've never been stung by a bee or a wasp. Because I reached adulthood without ever hitting that milestone, I have spent my life assuming that I was deathly allergic to bees and wasps, and I freaked the hell out whenever I was around them. I had the biggest wasp phobia EVER - in fact, I nearly worked myself into a full panic attack a few years ago trying to get one out of my house. …
We're the family they warned you about.