When I broke my leg in November, I thought, surely I'll be off crutches and walking just fine by my birthday. Well, my birthday is in less than two weeks, and I'm still on crutches! The other day, I decided I'd had enough of ugly, plain, gray crutches, and I got busy with the duct tape! They came out so cute! I was so pleased! Now I want to cover everything I own in duct tape. Pauly's going to come home from work and find our washer and …