My little girls, Nikki and Lexi, are completely turtle crazed. I'm really not sure why, but they are obsessed with anything turtle-related. They even started a Turtle Club at school and asked me to design shirts once. It's nutso. Anyway, I just happened to remember just now that KAYLEY was bugging me for a turtle last year! Perhaps she is the one responsible for all this turtleness. Here is our actual conversation, where I shot down her arguments …
We're the family they warned you about.