I love potato salad, but I am super picky and I really only like my own. I don't like any other potato salad. I might try a bite or two of somebody else's, but I'm not like, "Damn, son, this is some amazing potato salad." But when I eat my OWN potato salad, I say EXACTLY that, and I eat it directly from the serving bowl with no shame whatsoever. And that is generally the reaction I get from other people too. For that reason, I decided I should …
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