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Gimpy Driving.

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I drove today.

Did you hear what I said, people? I said, I DROVE TODAY! For the first time since November 13th, I got behind the wheel of my vehicle and ventured out into the world! I figured, hey, if I can sort of walk, I can probably sort of drive. How much movement is really involved in braking and accelerating? Not a whole lot, really. Except, yeah. That movement is something I haven’t done in forever, and today’s Behind The Wheel turned out to be a nice little learning experience for me. Here’s what I figured out:

  • Getting out of the house all by yourself is nice, but difficult.
  • The day you decide to try something new is the day you leave your handicap pass in your husband’s vehicle.
  • Although I like rollin’ on twenties, my vehicle is SO FREAKIN’ HIGH OFF THE GROUND, YOU GUYS, OMG.
  • Driving to Target is easy. Driving home is harder.
  • The motorized carts at Target are harder to steer than the ones at Walmart, and their backup horn sounds are so unbearably shrill, I would circle the globe before putting one in reverse ever again.
  • If you’re going to rely on a little motorized cart, you’d better plan ahead for when that fucker runs out of juice before you can get out of the store.
  • Complete strangers will offer help when they see you carrying an armload of bags while leaning on a crutch.
  • Hobbling across Target’s parking lot with one crutch results in a sore knee all the way home. That five minute drive all of a sudden seems like a bad idea.

So, yeah. I did it. I made it. Will I do it again? Not anytime soon. If I had somewhere nearby where I needed to go, and it was early enough in the day that my knee wasn’t throbbing, and I absolutely had to drive myself, I could do it. But if I drove myself to physical therapy, I have a feeling I wouldn’t be able to drive myself home. I’m just not quite there yet. And that’s a drag. But, at least I know what I’m capable of today, and I’m sure as the weeks go by and I get a little stronger, I’ll be blazin’ down the highway once again!

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Friday was such a splendid day! My honey took the Friday was such a splendid day! My honey took the day off work and we went to brunch at a cafe in Castle Rock, hit a couple of awesome thrift stores, and met some friends for beers at @burlybrewing ... definitely not the worst Friday I’ve ever had. ❤️🍺
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Good morning! I just got a new phone! Never have I Good morning! I just got a new phone! Never have I felt like more of an old lady than now, having to get my kids to teach me how to use an iPhone. I’ve always been an Android girl, but I need to be able to FaceTime with @m.g.neiman when she heads off to @unc_colorado in just a few short months! Also holy cats, this camera is dope. Can’t wait to take alllll new product pictures!
My kids got me this darling pigeon planter for Chr My kids got me this darling pigeon planter for Christmas and I fiiiiinally planted a tiny little succulent in it! It's so cute; I smile every time I see it. This is my first succulent! Are they hard to keep alive? 🌿
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